John's assorted reblogs
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It spoils the mood"  "So does your attitude""It doesn’t feel good"  "Neither does sleeping alone""You won’t catch anything from me"  "I Know, because either we use a condom or we’re not having sex"

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It spoils the mood"  "So does your attitude"
"It doesn’t feel good"  "Neither does sleeping alone"
"You won’t catch anything from me"  "I Know, because either we use a condom or we’re not having sex"

nellachronism:

upallnightogetloki:

rupindah:

notgingerandalittlebitfoxy:

do you think this is a joke

food can give me diarrhea but sex doesn’t so i have a clear choice

THEY DID IDRIS VS. BACON ON PURPOSE!!

I FEEL SO CONFLICTED BECAUSE I JUST KEEP RESPECTING THEIR REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIPS AND THINGS AND KEEP PICKING THE FOOD BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THEM STOLEN AWAY FROM THEIR LIVES AS IF THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE.

In other news of fucking course I would give up bacon for a pleasant afternoon of neighborly hard labor with Idris Elba BRB let’me just grab this six-pack and some painters tape.

part of me wants to be like “ahahahahahhaa. SQUIRM, FOLLOWERS!” but I’m pretty sure most of my friends would knock the food over and have those guys on whatever surface is nearby.

This Is The Space-Faring Lilo & Stitch Sequel We’d Love To See

This Is The Space-Faring Lilo & Stitch Sequel We'd Love To See

Artist Diana Barron has an idea for a Lilo & Stitch sequel set in space. She imagines an adult Lilo training to become an officer in the Galactic Armada, with Stitch along for the ride.

Here’s Barron’s idea for a Lilo and Stitch in space story:

When Lilo graduated from High School, Grand Councilwoman immediately calls her and tells her that she is really interested for her to become a future Captain of the Galactic Armada, but for her to do that she will first have to attend G.A.C.C. (Galactic Alliance Community College). Lilo is happy for the offer, but says that she will only accept if Stitch could go with her.

With the Councilwoman’s approval, both friends waste no time to pack their bags, excited of what their future awaits.

The Hawaiian setting is part of what makes Lilo & Stitch so wonderful, but we’d still love to see Lilo, with all of her pluck and imagination, on a space adventure. Barron has much, much more Lilo & Stitch fanart—including grown-up Lilo—on her blog, where she has also posted additional images and story ideas for Lilo’s space adventure. She even has a story idea involving Stitch’s evil twin, Leroy. Be sure to check it all out.

[JackFreak1994]

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hifromchantal:

Listen, I dunno why Rooker put “friends” in quotations, but I’m gonna choose to ignore that right now since he did such an awesome job in the movie! Haha! #Repost from @michael_rooker —- “Friends”

Jimmy Urine and Chantal Claret are friends with Michael Rooker and James Gunn. That’s a lot of cool people all hanging out together.

hifromchantal:

Listen, I dunno why Rooker put “friends” in quotations, but I’m gonna choose to ignore that right now since he did such an awesome job in the movie! Haha! #Repost from @michael_rooker —- “Friends”

Jimmy Urine and Chantal Claret are friends with Michael Rooker and James Gunn. That’s a lot of cool people all hanging out together.

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

people on tumblr be like “omg i’m such a shitty person! i hate people! i’d rather be alone! i’m awkward! i don’t learn how to function appropriately in society like an adult! i’m actually a jerk!”

and at the same time  be like “omg i’m so lonely. i just want somebody to love me!”

well no. and fuck you. you don’t want to change and no one wants to deal with you.

you can’t alienate people and then wonder why you’re alone.

Yeah, how dare you try to cover your vulnerable sense of self-worth with a misanthropic exterior in an effort to keep from getting hurt by people you’re afraid of letting your guard down around. If you think you’re a shitty person and you hate people, I’d better not see you withdrawing from social interactions. Because if you’re not getting out there and being a shitty person with people you hate, you have no right to complain about feeling disconnected from others!  and certainly don’t ever let a crack in that facade show, and reach out to sympathetic people for compassion and understanding. You have to commit to either total bridge-burning misanthropy or pathetic, histrionic pleading. CHOOSE ONLY ONE.  If you try to have both, I will take time and energy out of my busy day to shame you online and in real life, and I will tell people not to engage with you because it would encourage your selfish, attention-whoring behavior!

Am I doing it right, OP? 

ginchycomics:

I can’t get enough of these Allred interiors. Pure eye candy

[FF #8]

Apparently I need to be reading FF.

emmafrosticle:

The way Mike Allred draws she-hulk is a gift

why-i-love-comics:

Silver Surfer v7 #3 - “Change of Heart”

written by Dan Slottart by Michael Allred


Silver Surfer is out Doctor Who-ing Doctor Who, and I love everything about it.

why-i-love-comics:

Silver Surfer v7 #3 - “Change of Heart”

written by Dan Slott
art by Michael Allred

Silver Surfer is out Doctor Who-ing Doctor Who, and I love everything about it.

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

forest-of-stories:

beccadg:

Ninth Doctor + Sass Master

Still my favorite New Who Doctor.  <3

I LOVE NINE.

I may have to add that eyeroll gif to my reactions folder.